As we enter October, moving through the essential middle kingdom of the Chase, moving ever closer to the most mystical time of the year, it would appear extreme measures may become necessary if we hope to enjoy a different outcome when compared to recent years gone by…
Please enjoy the most appropriate music I could locate for the occasion while I conjure up notions of alternative outcomes…
There are several avenues we can explore…
Perhaps a brewed mixture of envy, jealousy and a pinch of spite… Hmmm?
And what would be the desired effect you’d like to see?
This formula will shrink him down…
He couldn’t reach the control pedals and probably have trouble peering over the steering apparatus... This would yield the desired effect… Yes?
Of course if we add a little hatred to our potion (just a touch, we don’t wish to get too carried away, do we?), it may take on an even more desirable trait if you are so inclined…
Perchance a little too brutal… No?
Physical harm may not be the answer…
Shall we concentrate on the vehicle? Is that more to your liking?
Can you say the words “spontaneous combustion” twenty times while imagining what it feels like to pass your hand over a flame?
Would that suit your fancy? A little less extreme?
There are chants that will, if spoken with concerted clarity by a group in unison cause air to leave a body and there are other, more refined practices that will twist metal. If applied correctly these practices could force a driver to park for long periods of time on pit lane…
Then there is the most dangerous, virile alternative of all…
DWINDY’S
DWINDY’S
I'll simply remove all responsibility from your shoulders and carry the burden of guilt myself...
I'll take JJ in the Trifecta!
And an early Happy Halloween everyone!
All I needed while reading this were some wind chimes.
ReplyDeleteYou are a certifiable Lug Nut! We shall see if the Dwindy Hex works this week.
Great stuff, brother,
Katie is keeping up her part chewing on the voodoo bear. She's working on putting a large hole in his right foot.
ReplyDelete(Although, she suspects that if we want to get rid of JJ, we really need to be voodooing Chad. Unfortunately, we have yet to come up with a suitable voodoo object to represent him.)
OK Dwindy... you've earned leadership of the stop Jimmie at Fontana mission. But, have you considered the risk of a back-fired hex? If you need group participation (the force is strong in this one), maybe a race chat might help? If Jimmie wins the race... could a Trifecta win be worth more than your psychic Jedi powers? LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL! stealing my line eh?
ReplyDeleteOh Dwindy, Dwindy - your yellow bumper is showing!!
According to NASCAR rule book, pg 666, section 88, paragraph 13 "...a public hexing anywhere but the Trifecta blog will return hex powers back to the last person to possess them..." and get you a fine of $100k and suspend your crew chief.
if you want 'The Stoppers' to help, you have to be nice to the President of it...which is me since I started it, lol :P
ReplyDeleteSB, would a stuffed rat toy be a suitable voodoo object to represent Chad? LOL
ReplyDeleteOh yea, all rights to the line, Vexing the Hexing, belong to Kristen! It is rather catchy.
hey wow, it's still over there, lol
ReplyDeletehttp://community.foxsports.com/tezgm99/blog/2007/06/22/the_elite_club_of_stoppers
Wow Tez - that is an old post! Way before my time at Foxsports...so technically I am not a stopper!
ReplyDeleteIf anyone is a South Park fan besides me, the season premere Wednesday night looks like a "dandy" (as Waltrip would say). South Park takes on NASCAR. Bleecher report has a short preview;
ReplyDeletehttp://bleacherreport.com/tb/b6dMN
tez, those were the days...
ReplyDeleteit wouldn't have been that much before, Kristen....wasn't the Miller contest around August or something?
ReplyDeleteI like Family Guy more, CR :P
Geez Gene!
ReplyDeleteI have to have the ability to throw hexes around to become certified? or was it certifiable...
I've got a few exes as well... They don't live in Texas though... They're further out beyond the big mountains where men are men and the sheep can rest easy! LOL
Hey SB!
ReplyDeleteI looked into that voodoo stuff... Kinda scary for sure. Also checked out the witch doctors with their shrunken heads and all... If you need another doll (sounds like your current one's about to run out of stuffing) let me know... Maybe one with a Lowes T-shirt and 48???
Thank you CR... I appreciate that. I was thinkin' that if you pursued your original line of reasoning you might just inherit this monster from me! BUT NOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteWe'll see how it goes.
My head is hung while I paw the ground, wishing I was anywhere else...
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry Kristen... The devil made me do it! You can have your hex abilities back if you want them...
But look at it this way... Now you can select Kurt in the Trifecta and not worry about the ramifications! Now, do you have the nerve?
tez...
ReplyDeleteI never would have imagined your comments had such a high stopper quotient...
You're the man with the midas touch! You're Goldfinger! The leader of the Trifecta! But don't look back! Kristen, CR and Gene are hot on your rear bumper! (CR and Gene are breathin' hard, darn near spent, but Kristen has found a new gear! Mah Mah Manah!)
Gosh you guys... Don't get me started about the old days on FOX... GGW was a blast! Throwing up pictures on your comments... All the folks from around the blogosphere...
ReplyDeleteThose so and so suits ruined it, didn't they?
Kurt is my pick I just wasn't gonna call it like some people! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou'll see on Thurs and I am coming....
mah mah manah!
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