5. Danica: No... The heavy-set guy over on the far right... He's the one that bad mouthed me! Junior (eyes bugged out): That's my cousin! Your crew chief!
6. You say you've got another tat but you can't show me?
7. This is what Ford kicked in! And it's not Obama money (code for taxpayer's money)!
8. My dog didn't crap on your lawn! I did! Now what are you gonna do about it shorty?
1. I swear to God, if he lectures me one more time about my boozing, womanizing ways I am so outta here...
2. Jessica who? (he looks SHOCKINGLY like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder in that pic)
3. Look Jimmie, I am sick of getting called out as the evil mastermind of the Cup garage so I am just going to eat my burger, play nice and get on with it, we are billionaires! Stop trying to figure out how to win #6 - the fans are over you!
4. Yup, yep yep yep yep yep...at least I didnt have to pay for college.
5. Who is that 12 year old boy wearing my uniform!??!
6. I had no idea the yellow rose of texas was here!
7. See here ya all, this is cold hard cash! I got about 10x this from silly ole Jack to stay in his car! hehehehehehhehhee all the way to the bank....
8. Heil Jimmie! Ha! I will not bow down to you you fragile narcissist!!
9. You see Richard, my championship rings are not so gawdy and would never need to be removed for a fight...
10. Kevin sir, can I just shake your hand? It is such an honor and a privilege to share the race track with you week in and week out, learning from your superior driving skills...well golly I just had to shake your hand! (mwahhhahhaha mind games! don't they know my wife is went to school for psychology!)
I have to wonder why everything takes on a psychological slant with you Kristen... LOL!
Always the analyst! I like it! And I like your answers on nos. 3, 5 & 8!
Gene, I was gonna use your answer for no. 1... Your take on 8, 9 and 10 are good ones too!
SB... Why only two responses? With your dry sense of humor (at least that's my take on it) you should have barreled right on through all of em! The look on Rusty's face leads to all sorts of responses...
Then there's Junior's expression, like he's thinkin' "I can't believe she just said that!"
#3: Chad I told you, I am not shaving the beard just so you can have hair plugs!
ReplyDeleteAnd I think I'll beat Hanny to the punch on #4:
ReplyDeleteRusty: Well, Steven, that's another $100,000+ you cost me.
Haha Speedy, you did beat me to that one!
ReplyDelete1... LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
ReplyDelete2... How much is the full lap dance?
3... These glasses should keep my hair from waving bye-bye.
4... Ohhhh, McGoo, you've done it again!
5... And then, another left?
6... Nice calves, cowgirl.
7... Someone told me there would be cameras?
8... The friggin straightaway is FIVE lanes wide, bro!
9... If Kev touches one of my cars, I'll backhand him like this. ((BTW Richard, the last time I saw that color plumage it was on a duck stamp))
10...Delana said I had to.
Bonus
ReplyDelete4... Please, Maury tell me, "I am NOT the father.'
4... Again?!?
4... It's wreckers or wreckers with you.
4... Hard to believe it's cheaper to let you drive than to manage the team.
4... You could at least bring back the steering wheel.
Okay...
ReplyDeleteHere's what I was thinkin'...
1. I think that Red Bull has affected my hearing!
2. I'll give ya an hour to cut that out!
3. I wonder if Chad's gonna eat all that...
4. That's all that's left of your car Dad...
5. Danica: No... The heavy-set guy over on the far right... He's the one that bad mouthed me!
Junior (eyes bugged out): That's my cousin! Your crew chief!
6. You say you've got another tat but you can't show me?
7. This is what Ford kicked in! And it's not Obama money (code for taxpayer's money)!
8. My dog didn't crap on your lawn! I did! Now what are you gonna do about it shorty?
9. You came this close to a lawsuit...
10. Watch yourself Kevin... I been workin' out!
Good ones Dwindy! Lets see here...
ReplyDelete1. I swear to God, if he lectures me one more time about my boozing, womanizing ways I am so outta here...
2. Jessica who? (he looks SHOCKINGLY like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder in that pic)
3. Look Jimmie, I am sick of getting called out as the evil mastermind of the Cup garage so I am just going to eat my burger, play nice and get on with it, we are billionaires! Stop trying to figure out how to win #6 - the fans are over you!
4. Yup, yep yep yep yep yep...at least I didnt have to pay for college.
5. Who is that 12 year old boy wearing my uniform!??!
6. I had no idea the yellow rose of texas was here!
7. See here ya all, this is cold hard cash! I got about 10x this from silly ole Jack to stay in his car! hehehehehehhehhee all the way to the bank....
8. Heil Jimmie! Ha! I will not bow down to you you fragile narcissist!!
9. You see Richard, my championship rings are not so gawdy and would never need to be removed for a fight...
10. Kevin sir, can I just shake your hand? It is such an honor and a privilege to share the race track with you week in and week out, learning from your superior driving skills...well golly I just had to shake your hand! (mwahhhahhaha mind games! don't they know my wife is went to school for psychology!)
I have to wonder why everything takes on a psychological slant with you Kristen... LOL!
ReplyDeleteAlways the analyst! I like it! And I like your answers on nos. 3, 5 & 8!
Gene, I was gonna use your answer for no. 1... Your take on 8, 9 and 10 are good ones too!
SB... Why only two responses? With your dry sense of humor (at least that's my take on it) you should have barreled right on through all of em! The look on Rusty's face leads to all sorts of responses...
Then there's Junior's expression, like he's thinkin' "I can't believe she just said that!"
Thanks to all of you!